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Porsche Cayenne GTS, Panamera GTS on a race track: Fast family fun

Both the Cayenne and Panamera are V8-powered, four-door, potent Porsches with GTS in their names. But one’s an SUV, the other a sedan. We examine them around CoASTT to see just how different the two are. GTS, or Grand Turismo Sport. For decades, GTS models …

Elon Musk's 'many hats' gag is his lamest joke yet

Elon Musk thinks he’s a comedian, as well as a billionaire CEO and (slightly suspect) gamer, but his latest gag is his lamest yet. People might remember his visual gag from when he first bought Twitter back in 2022, posting a video of himself entering the …

Alton Towers fans slam theme park as 'a joke' after delay to major feature

Alton Towers fans have vented their frustration after the theme park's Skyride failed to reopen as scheduled. The Skyride cable car transported thrillseekers across the huge park and over its gardens until it closed for refurbishment during the 2023 …

Best things to do in SWFL: Blueberry fest, free comics and more 

Southwest Florida offers a variety of events including the Fort Myers Blueberry Fest, Free Comic Book Day, and Art Walk. The Fort Myers Beach Art Association opens a new gallery after Hurricane Ian destroyed their previous location. Other events include a …

AD FEATURE: Free family fun day packed with creative and inspiring activities to take place in Birmingham

An unmissable free family day is taking place in Birmingham this June, and all families from across the West Midlands are invited. Inspired Family Day is an annual event open to all, offering dozens of fun things to do and something to suit every age. …

‘We are Definitely Human’ uses humor to teach children lessons about kindness

Thank goodness for X. Fang. Her new picture book, “We Are Definitely Human,” is a breath of fresh air that serves to underline what has been so sadly lacking in the avalanche of recent children’s books dealing with our national culture war issues  — namely …

I listened to Audiovector's flagship floorstanders, and they're an incredibly fun way to spend a small fortune

There aren’t too many companies like Audiovector around. In a world in which independent brands, be they from-the-shed hi-fi outfits or mom and pop cookie floggers, often succumb to the lure of outside investment or external ownership, the idea of a small- …

Mother’s Day 2025 – Where to Take Mom for Fun & Food in the Corridor

Ruby Wax jokes William and Kate disturbed her silent retreat on Scottish island

Comic Ruby Wax joked about the Prince and Princess of Wales interrupting her silent retreat when she unexpectedly met them on a remote Scottish island. William and Kate chatted to the celebrity as they ended their two-day visit to the Scottish isles by …

“Hardik ke glove mein diamond” - Sanju Samson has fun with Mumbai Indians players ahead of RR vs MI IPL 2025 match [...

Rajasthan Royals (RR) captain Sanju Samson was seen sharing light moments with Mumbai Indians (MI) players ahead of their Indian Premier League (IPL) 2025 clash. The two sides will face off in the 50th match of the season on Thursday, May 1, at the Sawai …

Summer camps offer variety of fun activities

School is out in less than a month, and for children in need of something to do this summer, Craven County is full of camps for all ages and interests. Craven County Parks and Recreation will host various daytime summer camps, with options to get children …

What does the Thunderbolts* asterisk mean? The big MCU mystery unpacked with what the Marvel comics tell us

The secret is out - the asterisk in the Thunderbolts* film title does indeed have a meaning, and it's not too far off from what everyone expected. And what's more, the reveal of what the asterisk means could alter what we're expecting from …

Joker X2’s Long Game // Melbourne Osaka Cup

After thirty-six days and 5,500 nautical miles, the double-handed crew of Joker X2 crossed the Osaka finish line with a quiet sense of achievement. “It’s an incredible sense of achievement when you finally cross that line,” said co-skipper Peter Dowdney. “ …

Kentucky Derby 151: Fun Facts To Impress Your Friends

Small talk in the city of Louisville is all about the Kentucky Derby. You don’t have to be a Wise Guy to participate. Before the 20 horses break from the starting gate, share a few of these fun facts to sound like a Wise Guy in all of your Kentucky Derby …

Valley softball triples its fun in showdown victory against Lakewood

HANOVER ― Licking Valley hit visiting Lakewood with a rare "triple whammy" to begin their Licking County League softball showdown between first-place teams. And with Emory Whisner in the circle, it was a steep uphill climb the rest of the way for …

International Harry Potter Day 2025 Funny Memes: Best Harry Potter Meme Templates, Wizarding Jokes and Hilarious ...

Every year on May 2, devoted fans of the Harry Potter universe mark International Harry Potter Day, a nod to the legendary Battle of Hogwarts that saw the end of Voldemort’s dark reign. International Harry Potter Day 2025 is a tribute to the characters, …

12 weekend things to do around Colorado Springs and beyond: Free Comics Day, Cinco de Mayo Parade, National Space Day, ...

FRIDAY-SUNDAY May the Force be with you on roller skates this weekend with a Star Wars Trilogy at Skate City. Sith Skate on Friday, Jedi Skate on Saturday and Light vs. Dark Team Skate on Sunday. skatecitycolorado.com SATURDAY Saturday is the first  …

Priest influencer evangelizes through humor, social media

Instagram, TikTok accounts growing reach beyond walls Hitting 1 million followers on Instagram is an achievement often celebrated in creative ways by social media influencers, but when Father David Michael Moses marked that milestone on Ash Wednesday he …

Buccaneers Rookie WR Shows Off Fun Nickname

Getty Tez Johnson hopes to make an impact with the Buccaneers. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers went for two wide receivers in the NFL Draft, and the second one has a little extra character. Tez Johnson, a seventh-round pick from Oregon, showed up with a chain for …

Great Gatherings Showcases the Best of Greek Wine & Cheese in Boise, Idaho

Boise Events to Spotlight Europe’s Finest Wine and Cheese for U.S. Media and Professionals BOISE, ID, UNITED STATES, May 3, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The Association of Leading Greek Producer Organizations of Top-Quality Wine and Cheese—comprising the …

Keeling Schaefer Vineyards Celebrates 25 Years of Arizona Wine

Keeling Schaefer Vineyards Celebrates 25 Years of Arizona Wine WILLCOX, AZ, UNITED STATES, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Keeling Schaefer Vineyards, Arizona’s 6th oldest operating licensed Farm Winery, continues to expand its footprint in …

PINYA XP f/k/a Pineapple Express Cannabis Company, Announces Engagement of Independent Auditor for Fiscal Year 2025

"PINYA XP engages Aloba, Awomolo & Partners to audit FY 2025 financials, reinforcing commitment to transparency and governance" Pineapple Express Cannabis Company (OTCMKTS:PNXP) ATLANTA, GA, UNITED STATES, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com …

EIN Presswire’s Debut Edition of ‘Heard on the Streets': PR Expert Clears Up Important PR Misconception

Sherrie Handrinos discusses how to earn media coverage and the key differences between earned PR and paid placement WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- In the debut edition of “Heard on the Streets,” a new series on …

USGrants.org Tracks Over $683 Million in Federal Funding for Higher Education Programs

USGrants.org Tracks Over $683 Million in Federal Funding for Higher Education Programs SACRAMENTO, CA, UNITED STATES, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- USGrants.org, an online resource for federal grant information in the United States, has …

From Cocoa to Currency: Dr. Dominic Joshua Advocates Agribusiness as Key to Nigeria’s Economic Resilience

LAGOS, NIGERIA, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- With Nigeria's economy facing rising inflation, dwindling foreign exchange reserves, and the challenges of policy instability, agro-investor and Managing Director of Cultivate Africa, Dr. …

SABR Coalition Commends Reintroduction of Biodiesel Blenders Tax Credit in US House of Representatives

The biodiesel group and its members urge Congress to include the two-year BTC extension in the budget-reconciliation process. JEFFERSON CITY, MO, UNITED STATES, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The Sustainable Advanced Biofuel Refiners (SABR) …

Climate Extremes Drive Historic Disruption in European Olive Oil Supply Chain

Climate extremes hit European olive oil production, driving prices up and prompting global shifts in supply, sourcing, and consumer buying habits. LONDON, ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Ongoing climate extremes have …

Elite Bird Management Specializes in Bird Control Services Nationwide

Elite Bird Management Delivers Expert Bird Control Services Across the Nation ST. LOUIS, MO, UNITED STATES, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Elite Bird Management is expanding its reach with nationwide bird control services, delivering expert …

Animal Feed Insect Proteins Market to Reach USD 11.29 Billion by 2034, Driven by Aquaculture Adoption Growth

Animal Feed Insect Proteins Market, By Protein Source, By Form, By Regional NEW YORK, NY, UNITED STATES, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The global Animal Feed Insect Proteins Market is undergoing a period of unprecedented expansion, projected …

Community Celebrates Grand Opening of the Scott County Farmers' Market Pavilion in Downtown Georgetown

Georgetown opens the new Scott County Farmers' Market Pavilion May 10 with vendors, food, music & more—celebrating local goods & community spirit! GEORGETOWN, KY, UNITED STATES, May 2, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The heart of downtown …

Conifex Announces First Quarter 2025 Results Conference Call

VANCOUVER, British Columbia, May 02, 2025 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Conifex Timber Inc. (“Conifex”) (TSX: CFF) announced today that it plans to release its first quarter 2025 results before market open on Monday, May 12, 2025. Conifex has scheduled a conference …

Kim Timmer Honoured with the 2025 C.B. Davreux Stewardshipfirst™ Award by CropLife Canada

ETOBICOKE, Ontario, May 02, 2025 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Cleanfarms is proud to announce that Kim Timmer, Director of Stakeholder Relations, has been awarded the C.B. Davreux Stewardshipfirst™ Award by CropLife Canada at their Spring Dialogue Day in Ottawa. …

Kim Timmer reçoit le prix C.B.  Davreux Stewardshipfirst™ décerné par CropLife Canada

ETOBICOKE, Ontario, 02 mai 2025 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- AgriRÉCUP est fier d’annoncer que Kim Timmer, directrice des relations avec les intervenants et politique, a reçu le prix C.B. Davreux Stewardshipfirst™ décerné par CropLife Canada, lors de la journée «  …

Grow United Announces Appointment of New VP of Growth, Regenerative Agriculture

Pioneering AgTech Company Strengthens Commitment to Growth with Another Key Executive Hire LEHI, UT, UNITED STATES, May 1, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Grow United LLC, a leading innovator in agricultural technology, is pleased to announce the …

Peirano Estate Winery Achieves 90+ Scores & Best Buy Honors Across All 14 Currently Released Wines from Wine Enthusiast

LODI, CA, UNITED STATES, May 1, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Peirano Estate Winery is proud to announce that all 14 of its currently released wines have been awarded scores of 90 points or higher and have received the prestigious Best Buy …

Planted with Love: 2025 Mother’s Day Gardening Crafts for Kids

Garden Media Group shares gardening gift ideas every mom will love PHILADELPHIA, PA, UNITED STATES, May 1, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Garden Media Group has released its 2025 Mother's Day Gift Guide, intended to help kids create something …

Enhancing Biosecurity in Poultry Transport with Best Cleaning Practices and Specialized Equipment

PHILADELPHIA, MS, UNITED STATES, May 1, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Maintaining strict biosecurity protocols during poultry transport has never been more critical for the health and productivity of poultry operations across the United States. …

National Farmer Veteran Coalition Announces 2025 Farmer Veteran Fellowship Fund Awardees

More than $460,000 in grants awarded to 136 Farmer Veterans across 38 states. WACO, TX, UNITED STATES, May 1, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The National Farmer Veteran Coalition (FVC) announced today over $460,000 in awards and equipment to …

PteroDynamics Exhibits at SOF Week 2025 Annual Conference for Special Operations Forces

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO, UNITED STATES, May 1, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- PteroDynamics Inc., an innovator in autonomous vertical takeoff and landing (VTOL) aircraft systems, today announced that it is exhibiting at SOF Week 2025, the annual convention for …